david-tennants-little-fangirl:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

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I think that’s enough adventure for today.

(via lumpy-space-princee)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via mydrunkkitchen)

bennytcumberbatch:

deansdickofsuspense:

SO LAST NIGHT AT DINNER MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER RANDOMLY SAID “IS IT ‘OPEN SESAME’ OR ‘OPEN SAYS ME’” AND I AM REALLY CONTEMPLATING THE MEANING OF LIFE RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

STOP RUINING MY LIFE

(Source: fallenkevin, via thatonestonerchick93)

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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(via rainbowkissesxandunicornstickers)