I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
SO LAST NIGHT AT DINNER MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER RANDOMLY SAID “IS IT ‘OPEN SESAME’ OR ‘OPEN SAYS ME’” AND I AM REALLY CONTEMPLATING THE MEANING OF LIFE RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
STOP RUINING MY LIFE
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board