I can never stop laughing at this
Hey sorry for being lame, but after a series of personal issues with my mother openly deciding she doesn’t want to be a mother anymore, I am in need of a place to live in the SF Bay Area. If you know anyone in the area who has something available please message me, if you have friends that live in the area please share this, and if we’re already friends on Facebook please like that status because it’ll show in more peoples feeds that way, with Facebook’s system of only showing posts that contain trending words or have a lot of likes/comments. Not asking for money or anything like that since I do have a steady part time job I just need a safe place to sleep.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
I am Groot. (✿◠‿◠)
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
This.. is the best cake EVER.
THAT’S A CAKE?
“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”
What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.
slow clap for the harry potter fandom
MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS
if i don’t talk to myself who will